*looks at Suzaku no Miko stuffing her face with food*
*looks at Suzaku Seishis in general chaos*
If Nakago-sama is here, we can defeat the Suzaku Seishis and take over the world together with such ease... *takes out a shin and stares at the illusion of Nakago he secretly keeps with him*
\\ Tomo, who doesn't know what to do...
 Daa! Maybe you should apologize, Tamahome-kun.. before Nuriko punches you through the wall again no da! But it's your decision... *goes back to talking to the cat and fishes by the pond.... pulls out a carp* O_o; Anyone hungry?? ...look who I'm asking.
\\ Chichiri... likes fishing! ^_^
 *runs quickly and hides himself somewhere* I donīt wanna apologizeeeee!! =P......
*to Nuriko* Blah , blah , blah =P
AND I WASNīT DRUNK!!!!!!!!! Thatīs Tasuki!
\\ The amazing , fantastic , smart and sexy Tamahome ~Okane daisuki!!!~
 *stares at Tasuki* Donīt be so mean!!!! Iīd acept anything FREE!!!! >^.^<
Coz I donīt like to waste my *beloved* money Ž_Ž *hugs his lilī bag with coins* XD~~~~~~~~~~~~
\\ Tamahomeeee~~~~~~~~!! Okane daisuki!!!! >^.^<
 Ahh, finally I got away from all those advisors. Hmmm, interesting, I've been missing out on alot, haven't I? Tamahome-kun, I do *not* suck. I know, I've people who can vouch for me. But I will not be reduced to insulting you back, for I'm higher than that.
*I should have came earlier and kicked him when he was drunk*
\\ Hotohori, who's finally here
 TAMAHOMEEE~!!! *smacks him into oblivion* YOU BAKA! HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT ABOUT HEIKA-SAMA?!?! YOU ARE NOT BEAUTIFUL ENOUGH TO BE BETTER THAN HIM! I ONLY *PRETENDED* TO THINK YOU WERE BETTER THAN HIS GREATNESS SO MIAKA WOULD BE JEALOUS OF ME! *gasps for air after that long and loud rant*
You WILL apologize to Heika-sama! *drags a struggling Tamahome by the ear towards Hotohori and drops him*
\\ Nuriko the Avenger!
 *comes out of the bathroom* Cripes, Tamahome, when'd you come in? I didn't notice cos you didn't say anything about money! XD Maybe I should of noticed because you were trying to make Miaka happy an' shit.
Sake? HEY! I'm the one with the obsession about SAKE! HAHAHAHA~! *blink* c_C;; Speaking of which, I'm ready to drink again! XDDD *opens Miaka's bottle and starts to chug* MUWAHAHAHAHA~! o_o;
\\ Tasuki
 *looking around* minnnnaaaaaaa...where you areeeee?? T_T
*looks at Miaka-chan STILL eating* o.O;;;;; , Miaka-chan , wanna some water??
\\ a very very lonely Tamahome T____T
 *looks around* WHEREīS THE FREE SAKE?????? T_______T
\\ *sad sad* Tamahome
 I take a little bit of everything ^^;;. *stuffs her face* what are you ppl looking at, *says with a muffled voice*
\\ Content Miaka
 *pops up kitty ears* Anoooouu...Miaka-chan , wanna some pocky?? o^___________^o
or...sushi??...chocolate cake??...wantan??...rice??...
*a few of hours later*
pizza??...pocky??...
\\ The wonderful , sexy and fantastic boy Tamahome XDDDD
 *pets kitty, aww* *stares at tamahome O.O* do any of you guys have any food X____X;; i am soo hungry.
\\ Miaka-chan
 Daa~ Tamahome-kun!! O_-; Aiyaa.. I'm surrounded by crazy drunks no da... *picks up Tama-neko* You won't go mad on me, right no da? Of course you won't! *skitters off and hides under his kasa with the kitty*
\\ Chichiri no da! Talkin to a cat.. *nod nod*
 *runs where Nuriko is* YOUR HEIKA-SAMA SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!! XDDDDDD
Iīm sexier, cuter and smarter than him , wanna see? XD *opens his shirt buttons*
*pops up a big ear* Nani?? Did I hear SAKE FREE?? *runs where Yui-chan is*
\\ Tamahome , cuter and sexier than that stupid narcisist heika-wannabe knowed as Hotohori
 Yahooooouuuu!!!!! *Pick up a microphone*~~~~~~~~~~ Tamahome hereeee TAMAHOME HERE TAMAHOME HERE !!!!! ^0^
\\ Tamahome!!!!! Alive and in need of money! ^0^
 Kekekeke... I, the great illusion master Tomo, is here! How dare that okama refuse my kind-hearted help with makeup... Hmph, some people don't appreciate true art.. *gets out a small mirror and checks his own makeup*
*looks at the number of Suzaku seishi running amuck* Hm... there seems to be a distinct lack of Seiryuu seishis... and I don't see Nakago-sama... *grumbles* That Soi better not be with him... *notices Subaru* You, keep those yo-yos away from me. o.o;; Oh, Nakago-sama, where are you~?
\\ Tomo, the illusion master... kekekekeke..
 *watches Tasuki pass out in a corner* Ehh...didn't need him to butt in anyway.
*coughs*
Okay, the last post - which I deleted - was out of character. >_>;; It didn't really have to do with what's going on right now...n_n; Therefore, I deleted it. So minna...I would appreciate it if you wouldn't play OOC. (Out Of Character.) If you do, however...
...that will give you the consequence of being kicked out of the blog. (Yes, this Evil Puppetmistress would go _that_ far.) If you don't know how your character acts either a) review Fushigi Yuugi if you've seen it but you haven't seen it in a while or b) research your character heavily and ask any of us FY junkies (Psst...ask Nuriko, Tasuki, or Chichiri...) for help if you think you just miiiiiiight be OOC until you can get the feel of your character.
But no insane posts like that...I have no idea how that had to do with what was happening. n_n;; Consider this minna, a warning. I'm not trying to be mean, but I just sorta want the blog to be...as in context as possible.
*groans* I feel so anal...
\\ Tasuki's Evil Puppetmistress
 Don't you remember stupid? The party tommorow at 7:00 OK!!!!
\\ Yui
 What the fuck are you talking about, WHAT PARTY? *looks confused*
\\ Miaka-Chan
 Today miaka and I are going on a trip ^^. It'll be all fun. Getting drunk on sake, play poker and stuff. Hey you guys wanna come? *hands minna-san a info card* FREE SAKE!!!!!
\\ Yui
 Heika-sama! *watches the happy look on his face as he walks off with Miaka* Suzaku... *gasps* IIIIEEEEEEE~!!!!! *pauses for air* Iie... WHY WHY WHY??? HEIKA-SAMA! WHY *HER*??? She's not pretty enough for you! *I* AM! *sobs*
*stops crying and sniffles* Ano, if I'm going to compete with the Suzaku no Miko, I better get out of these *points to his man clothes* and look proper! *gets up and changes into a kimono and starts to put on make-up*
Tomo: Can I help?
*turns* HELL NO! I'd rather let the Nyan-Nyan mess my face up than look like *you*!
Nyan-Nyan no. 1: You mean it?
IIE! O_O;; Go away! And YOU! *points to Tomo* WHY THE HELL ARE YOU HERE?
Tomo + Nyan-Nyan: *pout and walk away*
*finishes applying make up* Ha! I'm BEAUTIFUL AGAIN! *powerposes* Heika-sama... o*_*o I'll be the most beautiful man! I'll be even more beautiful than Miaka-chan! *hears Tasuki...doing what he needs to do and pales* Eeeww... *dashes after Miaka and Hotohori*
\\ The second most beautiful man...Nuriko!
 Aww...shit...Miaka, sorry y'got...upset an' shit...but thank fer the sake! *grins*
*looks at it*
*hangover kicks in*
Aw shit...*goes off to the nearest restroom to...yeah*
\\ Tasuki, who's suffering from hangover...
 *starts crying* i am sorry tasuki *buys him bottle of sake *large* ~______~;; *takes Hotohori hand* *goes on a walk*
\\ sad miaka-chan
 ITAI~! *falls on the ground; after getting up, notices that there's a suspicious dent in the ground that looks like his head* Nuriko, I was laughin' wi'cha, not at'cha. Geez, take it so seriously, don'tcha? Heh.
*blinks* Now where's my sake? Hmm...
*sees that Miaka drank it all*
Oh fuck! Not only is Miaka gonna be fuckin' sloshed, but SHE DRANK ALL MY SAAAAAAKE! K'soooooo~! Che, I'm uber-pissed! *glares at the room*
Oh! MUWAHAHAHA! *goes outside*
Five Minutes Later...
REKKA SHINEN! *big plume of fire is seen outside*
*comes back in, rather proud of himself*
*smirks* Those damn trees didn't stand a chance.
\\ Tasuki, the Great Burner of Evil Trees!
 MIAKA! How DARE YOU say that about *my* Heika-sama! *looks furious* YOU UNAPPRECIATIVE CRAZY LITTLE GLUTTON! If I were you, I'd be VERY greatful that such a beautiful and powerful man was in love with me! *sigh* o*_*o Oh Heika-sama! That Tamahome boy can't compare to you!
*glares at Miaka, who is stuffing her face* Baka... >.< Can't do anything but stuff her face and think about Tamahome. If only she weren't the Suzaku no Miko, and the one that Heika-sama loves... *shakes head*
Tasuki, are you LAUGHING AT *ME*?!?! *marches over to the drunken bastard and slaps him upside the head* That teaches YOU not to mess with me... XD *dusts hands off*
\\ Nuriko, defender of Hotohori's greatness
 *grins* Miaka, I just started yesterday...I'm surprised that everyone's comin' this fast! Hehehh~! *grins*
HEY! My sake! MIAKA! *tugs it from her hands* Gimme back! My sake! ;_; My beautiful sake!
*sniggers at Okama-boy* Hah! You punched a hole in the wall! HAHAHAHAH! *hiccups and grabs his sake, drinking it all the way down* heheheeeeeee...*hic* o_o;
\\ Crazy, drunk Tasuki...heheheeeee...
 wat *gasps* no one plays Tamahome *falls over* ah well. Not even mai best friend?! Ai-ya oh well. Ey tasuki I really am hugry >.< *eats 5 pieces of sushi* *cough cough* *washes it down with some of tasuki's sake* ^-^ YAY no one plays Hotohori, *sweat drop* DONT GET ANY IDEAS!!!
\\ Miaka Yuki
 *adjusts his man clothes and whimpers* Nande ka? Why are they making me wear THESE? I can't look my best for Heika-sama in rags! *looks up to hear 'Okama-boy'* Eh?
TASUKI! *glares at the drunken red-head* You're getting as stupid as Miaka! *sighs* Stop drinking, Tasuki! Before you start blowing things up and pissing me off! *hears Tasuki laugh drunkenly* You're not listening, are you? BAKA! *attempts to punch some sense into the drunken bandit, but misses his head and breaks through the wall*
Kuso... o.o;; *moves his hand from the hole and walks away slowly* Ehe... n.n;; Say, Chichiri, you're a magical monk, ne? Could ya fix the wall before Heika-sama finds out? n.n;;
\\ Nuriko, aka Okama-Boy
 *shoves Tasuki out of the way* Ano! So you're Miaka-chan, ne? ^-^; Well, let your puppetmistress read this, Miaka...*sweatdrops*
Hai, just pretend to be Miaka! Write whatever you think that Miaka would say...ne? (Like, "Oh Kami-sama, I'm soooooooooo hungry...x_______x;;" and the like.) Don't worry...you'll catch on as you write, ne? o^_^o We'll all help! o^_^O
*kicks Puppetmistress off* K'so! I'm the person you're puppeting, so let me write! *grumbles* Miaka! 'Bout time yer here...after all, you're the Miko an' shit...*mumbles summore* Uhm...well, welcome Miaka! Yeah...*grumble* ^-^;;
\\ Tasuki's Evil Puppetmistress (And Tasuki, too! XP)
 *eeeeeeep* i am new around here O_o;; [runs in circles] so what the hell should I say for a first entry? *runs away*
\\ Miaka-chan desu~!
 *sees Suzaku's stupid dancing and gulps*
Aahh...meep. Yes, Puppetmistress.
\\ Tasuki, who is shocked into humility. o_o;
 *glares back at Tasuki* Be careful, Fang Boy. I'm your Puppetmistress because I like you, but if you sway me out of favor, I will use the same tessen that YOU use to fight people to fry your little pathetic ass.
In other words, I'm like the Four Gods but stronger. XPPPPP For example! *smirks*
*grabs Suzaku in his "human" form and makes him tap dance*
In otherwords, my dear li'l pyro...beware. *smirk*
\\ Tasuki's Evil Puppetmistress
 I don't need no fuckin' AAA meetin'...oh wait, AAA's that automotive thing...okay, I don't need no *hic* AA meetin'! Rehab's fer fuckin' quitters an' you know it, Monk Boy! *grin*
Hmm...wonder where Okama-boy's at? I know he's nearby...that weird Puppetmistress updated. XPPPP Said that someone was puppetin' Okama-boy! See? SEE?! *points*
Grr...that weird puppetmistress says that she needs to work on one aspect of the damn log...I thought I did fuckin' good at it!
*glares at puppetmistress* I hate you and the fucking fact that you're a fuckin' woman.
I feel so dirty. I'm being puppeted by a fuckin' woman. A FUCKIN' ONNA!
*drowns his sorrows in sake*
\\ A rather sorrowful Tasuki...
 Daa... How is everyone on this glorious day no da!? Tasuki, you're getting drunk already? I'm beginning to think you need to get to one of those AA meetings no da!
\\ Oira wa Chichiri na no da!
 Shaddup, y'psychotic nut! You should be glad that I even ALLOWED your skinny li'l ass in here with your stupid little yo-yo's...k'so...*drinks some sake* Ahh. *mutters* Well, at least his brother's sane 'nuff...
Chichiri! *grins* How y'doin', Monk-boy? *slaps his back* Doin' 'kay? *hic* Wow...sake gets to me faster than usual...*hic* hehehee...
*drinks summore sake* Ehehheeeeee...*stumbles over to a corner* Hehee...hi, laaaady...what, you say that I'm some drunken whore? Lady, y'need your eyes checked...whores're f'kin women...*hic* I'm a piiiiiiimp, you can check my stats! Hehehe...*hic*
Damnit, where's Kouji *hic* for a fuckin' good party when y'need him? *hic* Kouji, you bastard! *hic* Get the fuck *hic* in this damn hellhole! Heheheeeeeee~!
\\ Tasuki + sake = tons of giddiness! >)
 *bounces in, smiling ecstatically* I'm the first Seiryuu Sichiseishi heeeeeere!! HAH! And there's only ONE Suzaku idiot here~!
Tasuki: Hey! Shut up, ya fuckin' psycho!
Hmph. Why couldn't it have been the quiet one? At least I'm the first Seiryuu Seishi here...
*pause*
Yep, first one...
*twiddles thumbs*
The only one...
*long, awkward pause*
*sniff* ANIKIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
Amiboshi: *rushes in* What is it, Shun-chan?!
I'm lonely...
Amiboshi: You interrupted my flute practice for that?!
What do you freakin need to practice for?!
Amiboshi: Even I can't learn new music without looking at the notes!
You just don't love me. *sniff* No one loves me!
Amiboshi: *sighs* I love you, Shun-chan. It's just that you're clingy and kind of... a little... crazy.
Are you going to start on the whole psychotic yo-yo boy thing too?! You've been hanging around those goddamn Suzakus too long, Aniki!! And they're RYUUSEISUI!!
Amiboshi: Calm down... Here, look, it's an online shrine to the Seiryuu Seishi.
Ooooooohhhhh..... *clicks on 'Fanfiction'*
*clicks on a random link*
*stares*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Amiboshi: Shun-chan, what's -- ewww...
*clings to Aniki and wails* What is WRONG with those authors?! We do NOT do the incest thing! *buries face in Aniki's shoulder and sobs*
Amiboshi: *pats his brother comfortingly* It's all right, Shun-chan, just read the warning next time... See, it says AmiboshixSuboshi NC-17 right there.
*twitch twitch* Ew ew ew ew ew...
Amiboshi: *sweatdrop* Look, a picture of Yui-sama!
Wai wai~! U~re~shii~! ^_^v
Amiboshi: All right, now that that crisis has been averted...
AAAAAUUUUGGGGHHHH! WHAT'S NAKAGO DOING IN THIS MANGA PICTURE?! WHY IS HE HOLDING YUI-SAMA LIKE THAT?!?!
Amiboshi: *sighs*
The Internet can be a scary place... O_o;; Where's Yui-sama?
*promptly forgets other troubles in the face of this gigantic dilemma* Ne... where IS Yui-sama? Where did she goooooo? Ooooh~! It's a shrine to Yui-sama... and me! As a couple! Ooooooohhhhh... o^_^o
\\ A Very Genki, if Psychotic, Suboshi

Tasuki! Oira ga kimashita no da~~!! I'm here! I'm here! *pops into SD and runs amuck*
\\ Chichiri na no da~!!
 Hmmm...o_o; I need to find some way to advertise...goddamnit, Pitas, put a link to us up in the members thingie already! Grrrrr! Fuckin' thing...if it doesn't, I think I'll fry it.
*stares at tessen*
Ano...maybe not just yet...I'm just so goddamn impatient! ><* Grr...no one's here, either! Phuuuuu...
*stares at the wall*
*glare*
Goddamnit, people, get your asses down here already! XPP
\\ Genrou the Aggravated...>_<*
 *grins and waves around sake* MUWAHAHAHA! Lookit what I made! >) Chiriko's HTML tutoring helped...I made this! MUWAHAHAHAHA! Yes, a blog for @#($*' all of us! *grins fanged grin* Now all we need is...people here. o_o; *blinks*
*taps foot impatiently*
@#$(*! Minna, get the fuck in here! XP
\\ Genrou the Amazing!

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